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"Powdered sugar, the cocaine of popos!"
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"Write a suicide note on Facebook and they try to talk you out of it. Write a suicide note on Twitter and they correct your grammar."
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia."
"A little kid came up to me and said... ""I have two mommies."" ""Really?"", I said. ""Your parents are lesbians?"" ""No, my mom's just a schizophrenic."""
"What's the difference between your momma and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore."
"Every time we disagree she suddenly wants a threesome, saying ""Now you're gonna fuck a nargue with me."" Please help me find a hot nargue."
"Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because ""Horse with no Name"" sounded stupid."
"Do you like snow? Yes Or Snow"
"My packing technique for jams is amazingly effective; cram equipment in case, sit on case, break case, swear at case, buy new case, repeat."
"What do you call it when a man screams at a woman Abuse What do you call it when a woman screams at a man Feminism"