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Joke of the Day

"Every time we disagree she suddenly wants a threesome, saying ""Now you're gonna fuck a nargue with me."" Please help me find a hot nargue."

"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male"

"*Gets divorced* *Deletes 'actress' from LinkedIn profile*"

"How did the hipster burn his hand? He was into lightbulbs before they were cool."

"A roman walks into a bar"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."

"So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke."

"How do you get a woman to pick cotton?' Set her tampon string on fire."

"How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !"

"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack."""