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Joke of the Day

"Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because ""Horse with no Name"" sounded stupid."

"When does 1+1=3? ..... When you don't use a condom."

"My Aunt Mary got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants, the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."

"I've never dated a South African girl who I've disliked. Every time I meet one, we click almost immediately."

"Please stop sending me sexy photos of yourselves, ladies. You're distracting me while I try to read this book on reverse psychology."

"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."

"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."

"I just threw a football through a tire swing and now I'm in first place in the NFC South?"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None"

"What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney"