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"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia."
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"How do make a hipster sweat... make 'em wear a wool sweater before it was cool."
"There should be more than one kind of handicapped parking placard. ""I have no legs"" and ""My knees gave out at 350 lbs"" aren't the same."
"Ladies, if a man doesn't answer your ""What are you doing tonight?"" text till it's already night time, you're Plan B."
"Parallel Lines have so much in common It's a shame that they'll never meet"
"R.I.P. Prince We have truly lost a symbol."
"The day I let a dog make decisions for me ....Is the day I go blind."
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