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Joke of the Day
"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."
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"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"
"Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"
"What is cold, grey, and ugly? Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno."
"Who is Soulja Boy's favorite person ever? ..........YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"
"Nick Clegg I just found out he was a politician! I thought Nick Clegg was just what you do to stop Oscar Pistorius from getting away."
"Damn girl, are you the wife of a convict serving a long term in a federal penitentiary? Because you left before I even finished my sentence"
"On a walk, my son saw a pay phone asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry."
"What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed? Yes! But we cantaloupe."
"What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam? ""The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"""