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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a man screams at a woman Abuse What do you call it when a woman screams at a man Feminism"

"What's the difference between Rob Ford and a circus sideshow freak? One's a fat, ugly, disturbing waste of money. The other's married to a bearded lady."

"I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that"

"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"

"[Sunday] God: Finally a day of rest. I could really use a chicken sandwich and a milkshake. *walks up to Chick-fil-A* OH COME ON!!"

"My nephew asked, 'Do you have a New Years hangover today?' I said, 'No. Hangovers are for people who stop drinking'."

"Being autistic is a bit like being a photon... Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible. (source: am autistic)"

"What do you call electricity still flowing today? Current."

"What's the difference between a goat and a ram? I don't goat my dick up a dead baby's ass."

"Rather? What is the best yes/no question(a.k.a. scrubles)? Similar to rater or not..."