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Joke of the Day
"Do you like snow? Yes Or Snow"
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"TRUMP: I'm gonna lose, huh? RYAN: Yes. [silence] TRUMP: Thank God. RYAN: I know TRUMP: I'd be SO bad at it RYAN: We literally all might die"
"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."
"Stupid people have it made. Nobody expects anything from them and when they do something right people act like they cured cancer."
"It puts the vodka in its mouth or else it sees the ugly girls."
"I hope the all-female Ghostbusters reboot proves once and for all women are as equally out of ideas as men"
"You know what they say about STD'S Sharing is caring"
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with Football Manager. In my defence, I've got Dani Alves, Kompany, Vidic and Lahm."
"What do you tell a slow tomato? ...what? Ketchup"
"Spending a day at the beach is awesome when I dress the ugly girls with my eyes."