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Joke of the Day
"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."
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"Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you."
"Parenting is great if you want to relive every moment from your childhood when your parents got mad at you - from your parents' perspective."
"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""
"Why was the stadium so cool? it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time"
"Me: Don't spit at your sister! 4: I'm a bunny. Me: Bunnies don't spit. 4: I'm an acid-spitting bunny."
"How did Moses make his tea?"
"A man walks into a therapist's office, looking for closure..."
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling."
"It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee"