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Joke of the Day
"It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee"
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"Did you here what the waiter did at the restaurant? He waited"
"I have had it up to HERE with visual metaphors in non-visual formats!"
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence cameras"
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