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Joke of the Day
"Why was the stadium so cool? it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time"
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"Why hasn't Harper Lee had any kids? Because she's never spoonfed anyone anything."
"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
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"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her... According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend."
"The person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo I love you so much I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave"
"How do you get rid of somebody? Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!"
"What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !"
"At this stage of my life, ""Good in Bed"" means not snoring or stealing the covers."
"What do you call a Mexican without his car? Carlos"