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Joke of the Day
"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""
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"Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?"
"Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."
"TIL The queen bee has sex with up to 40 males per day. Just like your mom."
"I lie in the bath for hours. But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time."
"What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT"
"i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!"
"What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy."
"They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million jews."
"*walks into Walmart wearing pants* Walmart employee: Shit, corporate's here"