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Joke of the Day
"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""
Next Joke
"I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating"
"Germans - they're great people, if you give them their dues. (Hint: say it out loud.)"
"At the car dealership - Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa . - Romeo? - Juliet ?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries ""Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"""
"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"
"We are not talking over a radio! This relationship is over! Me: This relationship is what? Over"
"Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!"
"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."
"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"