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"A man walks into a therapist's office, looking for closure..."
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"NSFW My wife demanded that I get a penis enlarger, so I did. .... ....she's 27 and her name is Heather."
"I will climb the highest mountain. Swim the deepest sea. I will cross the desert land. I would do anything to get the fcuk away from you."
"I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece... ...and couldn't get a single gyro."
"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."
"Is ""drunk"" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...."
"When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!"
"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"
"I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'"
"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."