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Joke of the Day
"How did Moses make his tea?"
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"Just sold my glove puppet collection. A collector called round and offered me 150 to take them off my hands."
"Apparently just sitting here on my new lawn furniture drinking my Vodka & minding my business is disturbing to other Target guests."
"A comedian walks into a club and says the punchline."
"""I'm thinking of running a marathon again."" I told my friend. ""You've run a marathon before?"" she asked, with an air of admiration. I said, ""No, but I've thought about it."""
"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook? Because they all own telephones"
"What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution"
"Sarah McLachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles."
"My British friend asked me, ""Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?"" I told him, ""Dude, we literally drive on the right side."""