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Joke of the Day
"What is the most exciting sport in the world? Camping. Its in tents."
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"They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half."
"Why do you need sauce with sausages? Well if you didn't have the sauce then sausages would just be ""a jizz"""
"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"
"if two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, one is carrying water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make? DOUCHE!!!!"
"What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word ""and"" say about candy that caused such a hubbub? Mike Ike's are my least favorite."
"""Long story short"" makes your story three words longer."
"What is the most independent kind of cheese? Prov alone."
"A U2 album so shitty, even Android won't give it out for free."
"I'm trying to choose a Freudian therapist... ...but they're all sex of one, half a dozen of your mother."