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Joke of the Day

"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"

"""Marvel comics to introduce a female Muslim superhero"" Fans are looking forward to seeing Captain America, Iron Man and the Post Box in the next Avengers film."

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me."

"Thoughts on my new mustache. It's growing on me."

"Pal - ""Can you help me put this IKEA desk together?"" Me - ""I'll need a screwdriver."" Pal - ""Sure what type?"" Me - ""Greygoose or Kettle One."""

"My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !"

"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."

"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"

"Dear Diary, men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do that with pizza."

"Did you hear the one about the gay man on the patch? Word is he's down to about four butts a day."