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Joke of the Day
"What is the most independent kind of cheese? Prov alone."
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"Somebody in my gang is an undercover police horse. I've narrowed it down to Dave, Kyle and Sugarcube"
"My company put me up in the cheapest hotel... I called down to the front desk and said ""I've got a leak in my sink."" They said ""Go ahead."""
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race."
"The Pope walks into a mosque The Imam asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"The police didn't believe me when I told them I found a flying carpet... They called the whole thing fabricated."
"What do you get when you wear wool socks in a tortilla chip factory? Tostitos."
"[Call from cell company] We can give you 15 gigs for $100 Me: Excellent! *Puts the band back together"
"Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights"
"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."