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Joke of the Day

"Why do you need sauce with sausages? Well if you didn't have the sauce then sausages would just be ""a jizz"""

"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."

"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."

"If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed."

"I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind."

"I was trying to make a black guy joke. But it didnt work"

"I swear to God guys.. OP is not a faggot"

"What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper."

"I'm not addicted to cocain I just love how it smells"

"To determine a rabbit's sex from afar, try sneaking up on them and shouting: if he runs, it's a boy. If *she* runs, it's a girl."