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Joke of the Day

"What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word ""and"" say about candy that caused such a hubbub? Mike Ike's are my least favorite."

"What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? One with everything"

"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"

"If Jack helped you off a horse Would you help jack off a horse?"

"how many Irishman does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, one to hold the light bulb the other to drink until the room spins"

"Fill out job applications in crayon... ...and if you don't get hired, just blame it on your color."

"A man got a cat and walked to his wife and said ""so what do you think of the cow ?"" His wife said that's a cat. The man said ""shh I'm talking to the cat"""

"Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front"

"I tried writing some jokes on Weed But I was too high to remember to write them down"

"Angela Merkel arrives in Athens airport. ""Nationality?"" asks the immigration officer. ""German,"" she replies. ""Occupation?"" ""No, just here for a few days"