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Joke of the Day
"If you met my friends, you would understand."
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"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."
"What did the penis say to the asshole in the morning? This bowl ain't big enough for the both of us."
"I've got a Turkish friend. She's not hot or cold. Shawarma."
"Fun Fact: The human brain isn't able to register typos or grammar errors until after hitting teh Send button."
"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"
"""Give it to me!"" she yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet!, give it to me now!"" She can scream all she wants... I'm not giving her my umbrella."
"Take it easy on the anti-semetic jokes. Take it easy on the jew jokes please. My grandfather died in a concentration camp during WW2. Apparently he fell off a guard tower during shift change."
"""Why am I not asleep?"" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away."
"If youre giving mouth-to-mouth, and you don't want to get germs, you can put a harmonica between your lips and the victim's"