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Joke of the Day

"A photon walks into a hotel The bell boy walks up and asks, ""Do you have any luggage?"". ""No,"" says the photon, ""I'm traveling light."""

"How do you fix a broken gorilla? With a monkey wrench."

"If a guy calls Life Alert and says ""Help I can't get up!!"" Does he have ED or can he really not get up??"

"Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths."

"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."

"I grilled some chicken today... What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road."

"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. . . Without a penis."

"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."

"I mainly want to lose weight to get into my own pants But also to get into someone elses"