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Joke of the Day

"A photon walks into a hotel The bell boy walks up and asks, ""Do you have any luggage?"". ""No,"" says the photon, ""I'm traveling light."""

"Gay bashing is terrible but gay dashing is just how we get from place to place."

"In 101 Dalmatians there were 99 problems and bitches were approximately half of them This got banned from Showerthoughts for being a pun, and I knew you guys liked puns so here we are!"

"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."

"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug."

"Why is the O in Opossum silent? Because it's playing dead."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With jammin'."

"Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business? He got too attached to his work."

"My friend sent her photo to the lonely hearts club They sent it back saying they weren't *that* lonely"

"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."