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Joke of the Day

"In 101 Dalmatians there were 99 problems and bitches were approximately half of them This got banned from Showerthoughts for being a pun, and I knew you guys liked puns so here we are!"

"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"

"What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper? The kind that has multi ply's."

"Check it out on Netflix There's this new docu-series about religion in professional sports. The first episode is titled *Bindi Like Beckham*"

"What is a cat's favorite tropical destination? Meowi"

"Two hipsters walked into a bar. One did it before it was cool and the second did it ironically."

"Who's going to lose the upcoming election? Society."

"My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it."

"Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over and over again while waiting for your turn to die."

"Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet? Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt."