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Joke of the Day

"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."

"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"

"What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall."

"[OC] Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids? Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent."

"What have Margret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common?(NSFW) They both fucked miners(minors) in the 1980s"

"How many nice guys does it take to screw a lightbulb? 0 cause they'll compliment it then get pissed off when it won't screw"

"What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? ""Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"""

"I don't see dead people, but I do always see spiders that aren't really there."

"If the cat's got your tongue, it's your fault. What did you expect, making out with a cat?"

"After being robbed in Paris Kim Kardashian has been silent, Kanye cancelled concerts, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians filming has been suspended...... Best gift from France ever!!!"