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Joke of the Day
"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."
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"If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour."
"Don't be a doormat, be an electric fence."
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"The doctor recommended cutting back on alcohol for a better quality of life. Then he saw my wife who had come to pick me up! He said, ""You can consume all the drinks you want, it's healthy."""
"I started a company.. ...with my wife. Then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd."
"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."
"I figured it out. Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time."
"WHY IS ASS RED BECASUE MY DAD WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND FUCKED MY ASS TILL IT WAS RED YOU FUCKING RETARDS"
"I was gonna make a Justin Bieber joke.. But, Sorry."