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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug."
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"Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !"
"How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke."
"What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road? A rackless driver..."
"The detective said it was ""super fucking weird, but not illegal"" to rub Rogaine on my daughter's back every morning."
"When I tell you I butt-dialed you, I'm not saying it was an accident, I just want you to be impressed."
"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."
"What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?"
"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"
"I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream ""Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"""