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Joke of the Day

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With jammin'."

"How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if it's Professor X."

"Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans."

"Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles? Because he wanted just ice."

"I had a friend who was right handed but left footed... But he's all right now..."

"How did the hipster drown? By swimming in the main stream."

"Siri, what's depression? Siri: Here are your directions to Chuck E Cheese."

"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"

"Girlfriend mentioned she was lacking iron in her diet.nnnI gave her all my wrinkled shirts.nnnAnd that's how the fight started."

"I need a car. Hiding in people's trunks and hoping they're going to Wal-Mart isn't working out for me."