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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business? He got too attached to his work."
Next Joke
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"Daughter 1: Dad, I'm lesbian. Daughter 2: Dad, I'm also a lesbian. Father: Isn't there anyone in this family who likes dick? Son: Yeah dad, I do."
"Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling's dad was Ryan Goose."
"A blind woman told me she thought I had some good girth on my cock I think she was just pulling my leg."
"Why don't roosters wear underwear? Their peckers are on their heads."
"What kind of car does a viking drive? A fjord"
"Your lips say no, but your eyes say- oh shit she's calling the cops!"
"What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? A cucumber."
"Why can't a blonde count to 70. Because 69 is a mouthful."