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Joke of the Day

"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."

"Whenever I see a newspaper on a driveway, left out in the rain, I figure that house just forgot how to read."

"(car dealer) is the passenger seat also heated? ""Aww for ur wife?"" *imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru* yes"

"My new year resolution is 1024x768."

"I wouldn't say I never exercise. Occasionally, my nose runs."

"What came first the egg or the Chicken? the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?"

"Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"

"How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side"

"Reddit is like Porn...... No matter what weird shit you are into there is a category for it."

"What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree? A PARTY SPLUNGE!"