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Joke of the Day

"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now i can't find him."

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."

"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."

"How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you god damn shit cunt just one of us asshole bitch bastard!"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-Tsss."

"Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage."

"Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately."

"Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight The Galaxy Note 7"

"Did you hear about the two horses? They were in a stable relationship... ...but one of them had an extra mareital affair."