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Joke of the Day
"Gay bashing is terrible but gay dashing is just how we get from place to place."
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"You're right, vegetarian. Meat IS murder. ...and I'm sure no bunnies, squirrels or mice died during the harvesting of your garden salad."
"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"
"[walking quickly past the old lady I just held the door open for] this doesn't mean you can order before me"
"""Hell, yes."" ...the devil answered the phone."
"What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude"
"I was so broke that Rahul Gandhi came in to eat at my house Indian reference"
"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""
"My ultra-cheesy pick up line, based on old Pepe Le Pew cartoons Le meooooww.... Le Purrrrrrrr... Le me?"
"This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion."