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Joke of the Day
"<--- only has 13 problems left. Turns out, getting divorced cured 86 of em!"
Next Joke
"Which is the worst career choice? Dentistry in Britain? Nutritionist in the Midwest? North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage?"
"Girl are you Monday because I am not looking forward to seeing you again"
"Note to self: don't set your password reminder as ""you should know this"""
"What do you call your wife's sisters husband? An asshole, for marrying the hot sister"
"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net? ""It's not a too-nah!"""
"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"
"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."
"What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend? The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful."