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Joke of the Day

"What do you call your wife's sisters husband? An asshole, for marrying the hot sister"

"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"But were you called ""dream wife"" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see."

"My Son is a porn star... ...I had to have my wife arrested."

"What entrance do prostitutes use? Hodor"

"why do people swerve I love running over stuff"

"I found my first white hair on my head ... I'm gonna name him Gentrification. I'm so sorry."

"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."

"There were two fish in a tank. There were two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer."

"I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery."