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Joke of the Day

"Which is the worst career choice? Dentistry in Britain? Nutritionist in the Midwest? North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage?"

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home."

"Being elected President wouldn't give me the level of self-satisfaction I have after a car speeds by me & I end up next to it at a red light"

"I'm going to name my dog ""Syndrome"". Whenever he jumps on someone, I can yell, ""Down Syndrome!""."

"what's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl? the hunter shoots but can't hit..."

"Why ""Trojan"" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing."

"I like jokes. Today Good joke is I am a Joke ."

"Daycare sent me a pic of my 4yr old daughter holding hands with a boy.. with interlocked fingers.. INTERLOCKED FINGERS? send bail money!"

"My head and I are not on speaking terms this morning. I suddenly know what it's like to be a man."

"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"