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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend? The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful."

"Philosophy is a game with objectives but no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules but no objectives."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken"

"If my dad were alive today he would say, ""Mark stop telling people I'm dead"""

"You know who's full of themselves Narcissistic cannibals"

"What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"

"Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu."

"Why did the hipster die? He thought breathing was too mainstream"

"Me: You're the only one who truly gets me. Chipotle guy: What? Me: I said chicken. Chicken burrito."

"Just saw a bundt so big and beautiful I changed my sexual orientation to cake."