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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Break that faggots spine."

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to drink 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee"

"Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!"

"My dog kept barking at me I'm not sure why hes in love with roofs."

"TIL DNA was supposed to be a line But things spiraled of control"

"Overheard at a gay bar ""Let me push that stool in for you"""

"if u watch snowfall backwarbds, its abot the ground disolving into the sky to reveal the complex world it was hiding beneath it"

"How fast can a woman fuck? 68km/h, because at 69 she flips over and blows a rod."

"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"