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Joke of the Day
"Girl are you Monday because I am not looking forward to seeing you again"
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"I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail."
"Everybody always says say ""No!"" to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late"
"What do you call someone with two noses? No one nose."
"I consider Words with Friends a work-related activity because it helps me take my mind off being stuck in this shithole."
"Why does the sad crab walk side ways? Because he has nothing to look forward to"
"What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed"
"Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through."
"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know! (elephino)"
"I thought about making a cripple joke... ... but it would be lame."