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Joke of the Day
"Note to self: don't set your password reminder as ""you should know this"""
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"Social Security exists in 60 years... That's the joke. There's no more to it"
"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."
"My Thanksgiving, in math √-1 ——   8"
"Threesome? No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents."
"What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh."
"Behind every entitled shit-head kid is a parent who cuts the crusts off their sandwiches."
"SHOW ME A PHOTO OF YOUR INFANT I WILL SHOW YOU 20 OF MY CAT"
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."
"A high-dea supported by evidence... Is called a High-pot-thesis"