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Joke of the Day
"I asked a friend from North Korea ""how is it living there?"" He can't complain."
Next Joke
"I baked my girlfriend something for Valentine's Day It was a creampie"
"My DNA is all over this room. So nobody go doing anything all life-sentency in here, ok?"
"What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric? ""Take us to your liter."""
"Why can't steven hawking perform comedy? He can't do stand up"
"The first rule of dad club is shut the goddamn door on your way in, we're not trying to heat the whole outdoors here."
"Pizza will never hurt your feelings."
"""Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory."" - NBA players to their interior designers"
"Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?"
"what do u call a tilt-a-whirl operator with a sunburn? carne asada"