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Joke of the Day

"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."

"The Great White Whale just unveiled a sculpture of the Rolling Stones frontman made of mud brick... Moby Dick's Adobe Mick."

"I'm smart. Just not remembers how to write a cursive Z, smart."

"isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying i would've died like 15 years ago"

"What do you call someone who likes speed? Racist."

"Which way did the programmer go? He went data way."

"What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it? A 20 dollar bill"

"Talking to my old man on the phone Dad: Who was that coughing in the background? Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece? I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss"

"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"

"Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."