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Joke of the Day

"I'm smart. Just not remembers how to write a cursive Z, smart."

"A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said ""It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."""

"What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution."

"One of my friends told me he didn't like it when I made fish jokes. But I think he was just being koi."

"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."

"The pope just pooped Holy shit"

"Carving a boob into a tree would be pretty cool, Wooden tit?"

"Hate when the grammar police single me out like some kind of which hunt"

"Did you hear about the dancing girl? She danced on one leg and then the other, but she made her living between the two of them."

"How do you annoy a Reddittor? repost"