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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who likes speed? Racist."
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"Why don't debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."
"Our baby doubled age in a single day. If my calculations are correct, a month from now she'll be about 3 million years old."
"I'll never understand why anyone would want to kidnap a child, kids suck."
"Why do Native Americans make the best strippers? Their dancing can make it rain."
"What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out."
"*Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes"
"I like my men how I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement."
"Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."
"What does a former CIA agent who leaked classified information and the city of Boston have in common? They're both snowed in."