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Joke of the Day

"The Great White Whale just unveiled a sculpture of the Rolling Stones frontman made of mud brick... Moby Dick's Adobe Mick."

"an always fun part of dating an extremely cool girl is learning just how many of her guy friends are secretly in love with her"

"i've fallen out of my fair share of windows in my time and lets be honest, glass and air look basically the same"

"What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight? They had make-up sex."

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Where do pigs park their cars? In porking lots."

"Fairy tales My granddaughter asked me, ""Do all fairy tales begin with ""Once upon a time?"" I said, no, some begin with ""If elected, I promise to........................"""

"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stomp out burning ducks."

"I became a proud dad today. He's four but he was a boring little shit for the first three years."

"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."