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Joke of the Day

"The Great White Whale just unveiled a sculpture of the Rolling Stones frontman made of mud brick... Moby Dick's Adobe Mick."

"What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock? Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)"

"Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently."

"When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says ""Aww you were so cute! What happened?"" Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened."

"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help."

"So I told my girlfriend... ""Hey, wanna try anal?"" She lost her shit on me."

"Don't mind me The real joke is always in the comments. I'm just waiting for it."

"I was gonna say a gay joke Butt fuck it."

"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."

"What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!"