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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"

"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."

"What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog."

"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"

"Someone complimented me on my driving today They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

"When Balls Disappear What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear? Answer: You Blink Your Eyes."

"No matter how busy I am at work, I'm never too busy to complain about how busy I am at work."

"This joke is so not funny... it makes Robin Williams want to kill himself. too soon?"

"Me: Please can you get my iPad in the lounge? 5yr: I think you should poo without it. I just play with my fingers and sing and stuff..."

"I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook."