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Joke of the Day

"Which way did the programmer go? He went data way."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can always unscrew a light bulb."

"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"After I finish a sentence say, ""I'm a man."" You go to the bar and think to yourself."

"Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul? I heard they're going to cut the sales by half"

"A known sex maniac, on the publication of his memoir, was asked how he felt about his past exploits. ""I remember them fondly."""

"Growing up, mum was always like a beautiful bird. She would fly away and when she returned many hours later she would puke everywhere."

"A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything."

"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't!"