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Joke of the Day
"Which way did the programmer go? He went data way."
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"Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken."
"The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job."
"Never date an Aztec woman... They'll rip your heart out :("
"""I work with computers."" ""Do you know a lot about computers?"" ""I know they're heavy."" (forgot the comics name, he was on Jay Leno long ago)"
"What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalotapus."
"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"
"What it all boils down to is evaporation."
"Some people don't like telling the truth, others don't like hearing it."