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Joke of the Day

"Talking to my old man on the phone Dad: Who was that coughing in the background? Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece? I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss"

"What happened when Bluto went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed"

"I wonder if the Pope has any pets... Yeah they are called altar boys."

"Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed"

"Three tampons walk into a bar, a kotex, a playtex, and a tampax. Which one says hello first? None, they're all stuck up bitches."

"Monsters, Inc. 3: It's harder to make kids laugh The Internet has made them jaded The monster need help They teach the kids to smoke pot"

"I tried to teach my penis how to type... but he's just a hunt and pecker."

"How many elves does a german santa have? Elf."

"What did the Nazi Officer say when he saw the Americans approaching? Au Schwitz!"

"Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico's national team."