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Joke of the Day

"Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"Why does George Bush not know how to read? Because he was a stupid twat who should have never become president."

"Wanted to write a funny chemistry joke... all the good ones Argon."

"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."

"I was an atheist Until I found out I was a sex god."

"What do West Africans eat for breakfast... E-bowla Cereal What do east Africans eat for breakfast? Nothing..."

"Two blondes walk into a building... You'd think one of em would have seen it! Ba dum tss"

"Douce! The sound of a water balloon hitting a ""Trick Or Treater"" square in the face. Now try and have a Happy Halloween."

"How do you make hard cider? Put it in the freezer."

"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"