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Joke of the Day

"Yelling someone's name in different voices until they finally hear you"

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape"

"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."

"Donald Trump will make America Great Again... ... he's already grating on me!"

"Why dick has a sad life? Bcoz, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him."

"Her phone display is brighter than her future."

"I'd follow humor pages on facebook but most of the time I see a joke, I've already reddit before"

"The ladies call me ""Tarzan"" in bed... ... because my sexual adventures are all in [Vines.](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vine_%28service%29)"

"Yo mama is so fat that she is voting for Sanders COLONEL SANDERS"

"What's a porn stars favorite drink? 7up in cider"