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Joke of the Day

"FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna he thinks he can sing."

"I always wondered why cross eyed people never get hit crossing the road. Then it hit me. They are always looking both ways."

"Egotist: A person who is usually me-deep in conversation."

"Its not pretty being easy."

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"What do you call mexicans who are stoned? Baked beans."

"How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't, you get down from a Goose."

"Why did Russia lose the race? Because it was Stalin! edit: Sorry! Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them."

"What's the similarity between light beer and having sex in a canoe? They both increase the risk of drowning."

"Q: Why do owners of muffler shops sleep so good at night? A: They're exhausted."