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Joke of the Day
"White trash girl How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."
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"Boss: It's been a tough year Jim J: Am I laid off? B: No J: Fired? B: No J: What then? B: You're to be executed at noon. J: This is bullshit"
"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."
"Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?"
"If there's awkward silence & he asks what you're thinking about ""emotionally damaged werewolves"" is not the best answer. I know this now."
"Told my pregnant boss this: Is it OK for you to drink while pregnant... if you're gonna give the baby up for adoption? She laughed at least. But I no longer work there"
"Judging by their knives, the Swiss Army is mostly bartenders."
"How much cocaine is 2 much? Do u think security will view me ridding the elevator from the 1st to 2nd floor for the past 3hrs suspicious??"
"The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks."
"Did you hear what happened when Oedipus got flu? He became one sick mother fucker."