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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? -Makes a choking noise-"
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"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? The wheelchair"
"Never let the CIA install your government. Too much spyware."
"I've got two tickets to paradise and a they're both obstructed view."
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America"
"One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line in front of me with the food stamps!!!"
"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"
"STOP HONKING! IF I DRIVE ANY FASTER THE TINY LIZARD THAT HITCHED A RIDE ON MY HOOD IS GONNA FALL TO HIS DEATH. HAVE SOME COMPASSION, PEOPLE."
"What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints? You want flies with that?"
"What did the Belgian Nazis call themselves? The Waffle S.S."