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Joke of the Day

"Where do hamburgers go to dance? To a meatball."

"GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM"

"Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face"

"People say that you should drink white wine with fish.. It's not correct. People shouldn't drink with fishes."

"Marijuana was a big problem in Auschwitz. Jews would go there just to get baked."

"Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans in to very small chunks first."

"Poison control sounds pretty easy. Most poisons can't even move."

"You should really buy stock in K-Y Jelly It can only go up."

"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"

"What do you call Irish sunscreen? A pub."