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Joke of the Day

"Where do hamburgers go to dance? To a meatball."

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly."

"What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!"

"The shortest joke in the world 'Dwarf Shortages'"

"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"

"What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree? Poll tree!"

"My wife was stunned!!.. One day my wife and I were cuddling in bed when she said, ""Hon, You are so cozy""... I got offended and yelled back, ""Fuck you.. YOU are sarkozy""..."

"*grabs knife, cuts forehead, lies on floor* Wife walks in: ""WHAT HAPPENED?"" ""A burglar came in right when I was about to clean the house"""

"A husband says to his wife... ""I killed 5 flies today. 2 were female, 3 were male."" Wife asks: ""How do you know?"" Husband says: ""2 were on the phone and 3 were on the beer can."""