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Joke of the Day
"I hate people who don't use the right ""your"" its either you're or your. there idiots"
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"How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins."
"Wife: It's not a chick flick! Me: was the movie released in February? W: yes. M: are they standing back to back on the cover? W: sigh.. yes"
"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"
"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"
"""someone bring me soup."" -every hot girl with a cold ever"
"Wall, you may have ears but you're pretty useless without a mouth and eyes, aren't you? Wall?"
"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"A boy came home with a C+ in music. He said with great vigor, ""I got an A-"""
"How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!"