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Joke of the Day

"What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called? A Game of Crohn's."

"Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil. Gotta go Faust!"

"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."

"Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!"

"Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one."

"What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails? Jesus"

"What is green and has wheels on it? A grass parking lot."

"I used to date a girl that liked it in the ear. Every time I tried to put it in her mouth she turned her head."

"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"

"There's probably only 7 people on earth who actually know what they're doing during the whole smelling, swirling and sipping wine thing."